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[Conto] Prosa descontínua do substantivo feminino.

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28 comentários:

Daniel Salles disse...

Substantivos femininos...pro bem ou pro mal, estão sempre nas nossas vidas...rs!

Anônimo disse...

Muito real!
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ETC disse...

O mamorado, o amante, o irmão, o marido, o amor. O sonho, o sexo, o prazer, o orgasmo...

Substantivos masculinos que nós, substantivos femininos, adoramos, Daniel!

Grande beijo! Estava com saudades dos seus textos.

Índia Jurema Preta, Bicho véio, Filosofo Fabriciano disse...

É verdade meu amigo, substantivos femininos são sempre um perigo na vida de um homem.

Pessoalmente adoro assumir riscos.

Abraço

menina fê disse...

e sabes o porquê dos substantivos femininos existirem???

por causa dO encontro dO amor!



vc é show.
sou muito fã.

bjs da fê =D

Fátima disse...

existem outros que nos completam: a tristeza, a solidão, as lágrimas...

enfim...

sobre os encantamentos, perigo para os homens que caem nos braços das feiticeiras... pobres das mulheres que trocadas por elas são.

e sobre o filme do Babenco escrevi duas crônicas:

http://ventoechuva.blogspot.com/2008/06/eu-sei-no-assim-mas-deixa-eu-fingir-e.html

http://ventoechuva.blogspot.com/2008/03/tristes-breves-nossas-vidas.html


e gostaria de saber em que aspecto o filme parece comigo? rsrsrs...

Flávia disse...

Não se esqueça d'A Vida, meu querido Dan. Esse é o maior de todos. O mais completo, o mais complexo, o mais claro, o mais absurdo. E o mais feminino, também: é sempre grávido de si mesmo; se gera e se dá à luz a cada instante.

Beijos!

Camila disse...

Hahaha adoreiii oq ue escreveu eim!
VOCE BRINCA COM AS PALAVRAS DE UMA FORMA TÃO LEGAL!

beijão

Fátima disse...

aahhh menos mau...
achei que a personagem talvez me lembrasse, daí eu diria que pensas que sou louca... rsrsrs...
com manias de perseguições... rsrs...

é um belíssimo filme, aquele quadro do Klint é lindo. É bem o estilo de filme que gosto sim, ainda mais com Bernal no elenco... hehe... Porém é dificil encontrar algum filme que eu não goste, lógico, existem os ruins... os comerciais demais. Mas o cinema arte para mim é de fato uma paixão.

Lee Holloway disse...

Tem muitos substantivos masculinos importantes também.

Virei fã dos teus textos, Daniel.

Beijos!

Alessandra Castro disse...

Substantivos femininos de uma forma ou de outra são insuperaveis. ;)

Patty Diphusa disse...

Oi, posso entrar? Te vi por aí e resolvi visitar. E gostei. Belos textos.

Bem colocados os substantivos. Mas o que pega são os verbos, tristes e alegres verbos.

Um abraço

Camila disse...

A as mães entram em estado de choque mesmo né!
haha
eu também já fiz cada uma!
hahaha

beijão

Daniel Salles disse...

Bá: Valeu!

Filó: O importante é a interação dos substantivos, no velho livro da vida...

Victor: Fora os outros substantivos femininos que achei melhor não por no texto...hehehe (piada interna)

Fê: Bonito isso...e valeu os elogios!

Charlotte: existem muitos outros, uns melhores, outros piores...

E não, definitivamente não te imagino como aquela personagem do filme! rsrsrs

Flávia: Boa sacada! A vida enquanto gestação da própria vida...filosofia pura isso...

Camila: Obrigado!

Lee: existem, mas os femininos geralmente são mais sensuais...

Mary: insuperáveis, e muitas vezes insubstituíveis...

Patty: Bem vinda, e valeu os elogios! Quanto aos verbos, tudo é relativo...o que importa é a ação ou a sensação?! A linguagem é uma grande rede de metáforas, e cada caso é um caso...

Gustavo Martins disse...

Genial, Fidel. E temos um complemento bastante contemporâneo, entre sinais de ingaul:

"a velhice == a pílula, a novagandaia, a namoradinha, a desconfiança da velhinha ==. A neta"

Falando nisso, temos que gandaiar nesta semana. A úrsula já se mandou?

Paa Candido! disse...

CARALHO! disse tudo
Gostei mesmo!

Bjo bjo *;

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